That's longtime Milwaukee WVTV announcer Bob Beringer.

Perhaps as secret as Colonel Sanders' recipe or Bush's Baked Beans! I also remember TV Mystery Cards and TV Miracle Cards. How were these "magic" decks different from each other?

May 19 1979 By Suzanne Barnes Cedar Rapids Gazette entertainment editor
The setting for "Two Guys from Muck" is a sleazy weekly scandal sheet. Currently in production, the one-hour NBC comedy stars Adam Arkin ("Busting Loose") and Rick Casorla. They will play a photographer- reporter team.
Graham Jarvis, who plays John Ehrlichman in "Blind Ambition" this week and who originally gained fame as Charlie Haggers on "Mary Hartman,
Mary Hartman," also stars as Davis, the crusty editor of Muck. (Why are TV's editors always crusty? Ours aren't.)
Rounding out the cast is Gwen Humble as Cybil Sanders, a rival reporter for the posh Beautiful People magazine.
The story follows Buzz (an aspiring journalist who hopes to one day win a Pulitzer Prize) and photographer Louie (grateful to editor Davis for his job)
as they are assigned an interview with a slightly offbeat museum guard with a bullet in his brain. They eventually become involved in a robbery of Cleopatra's jewels masterminded by a mysterious Mr.Big.

VO reminds me of Reverend Lovejoy

You can't even find info for this show on imdb.com or TV.com!
I guess it was that bad!
The sad part is, we will never really know what it was about.

I remember the voiceover from 70s Sportmart commercials.

Looks like they borrowed the set from Family Classics. All they did was move the chair out of the way and bring in the loud colored sofa and a smaller TV.

Great seeing this rarity.

Great to see a rare Children's Bargain Town U.S.A. TV commercial - Forerunner of Toys R Us.

Summer TV used to be filled with dreck like this.